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After seeing pictures of her splashed across the world, Britney has promised fans that there will be “a new me” in 2007.  I know she’ll never be the Britney that appeared on the cover this particular album, but couldn’t it, shouldn’t it, at least inspire her? 
She was absolutely adorable then!  Don’t you agree?
Via Britney’s website, the singer has stated: “It’s been so long since I’ve been out on the town with friends. It’s also been two years since I’ve even celebrated my birthday.

I never thought I’d see the day that I would openly state that Paris Hilton actually looks classy – well, classy by comparison.  And WHAT is with each wearing one stocking?  Does anyone else see that?
What is Britney thinking?
Don’t you think she’s taking the newly single trampings a bit too far?  The only man I can imagine THIS appealing to is her soon-to-be scuz ex-husband, Kevin Federline.
Britney, get a life – away from Paris!

Last month I posted a poll asking CelebAmour readers the following question:
If you could trade places with a celebrity for one week – which one would you choose?
Following are the results of that poll: 
Angelina Jolie: 27% (17 votes)
Mischa Barton & Jennifer Aniston tied with 16% (10 votes each)
Lindsay Lohan: 14% (9 votes)
Katie Holmes: 10% (6 votes)
Hilary Duff: 8% (5 votes)
Paris Hilton: 6% (4 votes)
Jessica Simpson: 3% (2 votes)
Beyonce Knowles: 0% (0 votes) 
 
63 votes were cast

Is there anyone Paris will not say “no” to?
PARIS HILTON has found herself a new love match in tennis star ANDY RODDICK.
The couple were spotted flirting at Las Vegas’ trendy Tao nightclub this weekend.
Then two hours later, at 3am, they were spotted in the nearby Pure club getting very cosy on the VIP bed.
Rumours about Andy, 24, and Paris, 25, started last week when the twice Wimbledon runner-up showed up at LA’s Hyde club on the same night Paris was there.
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The last of the single Hanson’s got hitched.
Amanda Peet marries her babies daddy.  Let’s hope baby has mama’s nose!
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker call it quits!
George Michael Arrested again!  Georgie must like it in the slammer!  It’s dangerous!
Scarlett Johansson crowned Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive!  Not sure I’d agree with that, but then again, I’m not attracted to women – so what do I know?
Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry?  Stranger things have happened! I’m still betting that Aniston and Pitt will reunite before it’s all over.  Anyone else with me on that one?
Paris Hilton is racist!  Does this really surprise anyone?  Really?
Anna Nicole …read more

Ivanka Trump - the new spokeswoman for Tiffany and who is also working at her father The Donald’s firm, has been spending a lot of time in L.A. recently shooting “The Apprentice.”  And according to sources, she’s spending a lot of time with Lance Armstrong as well.
Armstrong is known for having an eye for hot, young women and has recently linked with Paris Hilton – but then again, who hasn’t been linked with Paris Hilton?
I suppose Armstrong realized Hilton was serious about remaining celibate! 
Rrrrright!
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Lindsay Lohan continues to deny reports that she’s split with boyfriend Harry Morton. But the actress was out with shipping heir Stavros Niarchos — not Morton — Sunday night. Our snapper caught her holding hands and dancing with Paris Hilton’s ex. TMZ.com spies say they were “making out.” A source close to Lindsay insists that those spies are confusing Niarchos with a gay buddy of Lindsay. Whatever. Lindsay took pains to avoid being photographed with Niarchos outside a club, hiding behind a sheet and telling paparazzi to “[bleep] off and die.” Now for the “he said.” “Harry says they are …read more

Elijah Blue Allman (the offspring of Cher and Gregg Allman) went on Howard Stern recently and told the world he had sex with Paris Hilton and was so worried that he may have caught something afterwards that he scrubbed down his family jewels with household bathroom cleaner Tilex.
Furthermore, what’s up with Paris claiming to have had sex with only two guys?  I nearly rolled out of my chair laughing when I read Paris’ comment “I’ve only done that with maybe three people in my life.”
Talk about solidifying that dumb blonde stereotype!
hat tip – Glitterati

 
Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart and University of Southern California basketball player Brynn Cameron are expecting a baby in the fall, according to People.
It’s nice to know they have had a long, meaningful relationship prior to bringing a baby into the world.  Not!
It was just this last May that Leinart was linked to Paris Hilton.