Demi Moore Insists She’s a Puma, Not a Cougar

Demi Moore is on the cover of the December issue of “W” magazine, and at 47, insists she’s a puma, not a cougar.

Demi, who wed 16-years-younger Ashton Kutcher, currently 31, in 2005, said: “I’m certainly not the first person to be in a relationship with a younger man, but somehow I was plucked out as a bit of a poster girl. I don’t know why that is. But I just kind of step back sometimes and say, ‘There is some reason, and what is it that I have to share in a positive way. I’d prefer to be called a Puma.’”

To be honest, I find the whole “puma/cougar” thing ridiculous. The only thing a man who snags a younger woman is called is a “lucky SOB,” why is there a silly name attached to women who set their sights on younger men? And what’s the age delineation for the puma/cougar, anyway? I’ve always thought that a puma was a woman in her late-30’s going after younger guys, and that a cougar was 40+? Ugh, I think my head just exploded.

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