The Material Girl to be the Divorced Middle-Aged Mama

One can only speculate that this has something, anything, to do with A.Rod. Right? Only eight years and a couple’a kids into a marriage was just too much for the most famous material girl of all time, Madonna.

“Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to divorce after seven-and-a-half years of marriage. They have both requested that the media maintain respect for their family at this difficult time,” says the statement.

The statement says they have not agreed to a settlement.

Unlike Leoni and Duchovny, I actually didn’t see this marriage lasting too long. It seemed Madonna was always attempting to fill her life with something, anything, besides her husband.

Did you see this one coming?

image: newscom / source: People