Hugh Hefner on Holly – Not anymore!

As disgusting as the old bastard is, I thought Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison would at least hold true until Hugh kicked the bucket in a few years. After all, he’s 82-years-old. The dude can’t possibly keep going like a jack rabbit in the sack with young tarts much longer, can he?

Hugh Hefner confirms he and Holly Madison are no longer.

“If she says it’s over, it’s over,” Hefner tells me. “But like I’ve said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her.”

The Playboy mogul says the relationship started to crumble about six months ago when they learned he was unable to father a child with Holly.

Of course I can’t say that I blame her. If I had to romp in the sack with a pile or wrinkles, I’d at least want to birth the heir to that throne too!

In the same report, it seems he may be replacing Holly in his lineup of girlfriends with 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon.

Eww

Oh well, to each his own.

hat tip: ZeroJooce