Pete Wentz, bass player for Fall-Out Boy is on standby and forbidden to have a life until further notice. This according to reports that his very pregnant wife, Ashlee Simpson is due to give birth at, quite literally, any moment!

When asked if the couple had selected a name for the baby, Wentz pointed out that he and Ashlee want to meet the child first and decide on a name at that point.

Good move!

I’m so anxious to see this little one – it’s bound to be absolutely adorable. I bet it’s a hairy little munchkin though – don’t you?

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Hayden Panettiere goes shopping at trendy clothes boutique Rumor in Sherman Oaks. She tried on a variety of hats, scarves and outfits, helped by her mother Lesley and younger brother Jansen, who also chose outfits for himself. Hayden was sporting a new tattoo, which could partially be made out as “Vivere“, meaning “to live” in Italian, the country of Hayden’s ancestors.

Obviously there’s more to the story than what meets the eye – There’s more ink peeking out from under her top and a quick search of the net leaves me wondering if it might actually read:

Vivere est cogitare – To think is to love

Do you know any Vivere quotes that her tattoo might actually be? Do share!

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Angelina Jolie recently revealed her daughter, Shiloh seems to always cheer for the bad guys in movies.

When they travel, the whole gaggle of Jolie-Pitt kids, Jolie shares with actor Brad Pitt like to watch Little Mermaid. While Maddox, Pax and Zahara  enjoy the happier ending, Shiloh can be found cheering on everyone but Ariel.

Ironically, the kids have begun to question mom and dad on why Fiona and Shrek are married and they are not.

Out of the mouths of babes, huh?

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Some thoughts on Miley Cyrus and her 20-year-old boyfriend…

I’m sure most parents would agree – age is just a number when you’re 25 – 60 years of age. When you’re fifteen and wanting to date a 20 year old, it’s much more than just a number.

Let’s think about this for a second.

Even if the new man, Justin Gaston is a “really great Christian guy” he is 20-years-old. And while we all know that love at fifteen doesn’t last, the fact is, the young man is going to be 21 soon and will want to exercise his rite of passage.

I just don’t get any parent, even the all-time-King-of-mullets, allowing their child to date someone who is, by law, considered an adult.

Would you let your child of fifteen date someone twenty?

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Paris Hilton is no dumb blond. She has taken the intended ’slam’ of John McCain served up against Barack Obama back in August and turned it into a full blow marketing campaign. Her latest music video, Paris Hilton for President proves that!

It’s kind of funny that she’s gotten more mileage out of that jab than the McCain camp ever did.

Although, given her experience and knowledge of running a global hotel chain, it seems she may have more experience to run the White House than Sarah Palin.

Britney Spears has made quite the transformation over the last several months. First the music awards and now taking her kids to the pumpkin patch on Friday.

The 26-year-old pop star took her two boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James, to pick out a pumpkin from Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch in Hollywood.

I’m not sure what the experience of a pumpkin patch is like in Hollywood, but I’m betting it’s a far cry from those back in the earlier days with her southern roots.

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Comedians Amy Poehler and Will Arnett have welcomed their first child, a boy.

Baby Archie Arnett made his grand entrance on Saturday and weighed in at 8 lbs., 1 oz., their rep confirmed with People Magazine.

We wish all the best to Baby Mama Amy and her bouncing baby boy. Heck we’ll even throw in a little warm wish for daddy Will too.

Congrats!

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I guess Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer really are getting back together. Star reports exclusively that the pair are getting hitched so it must be true, right?

According to rumor, this started with romantic e-mails Mayer sent Aniston a couple weeks ago, but “she said that she’d only take him back if they got married, and he agreed,” a source says. “They both know this is it. She wants to settle down, and finally, so does he. They’ve even talked about having a family, and John said that he couldn’t imagine doing it with anyone but her.”

Given reports of the couple expecting their first child, you knew it was a matter of time until reports of the wedding would begin.

Although I would love to see Jennifer and John get hitched and start on a, would be gorgeous family, I guess it’s going to take a few months and a real baby bump to convince me.

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I’m going to tell ya!

Just a week after announcing his pending divorce from Madonna, Guy Ritchie has reportedly found himself a new, younger, hotter lady to comfort him.

According to reports, Ritchie began a relationship with British actress Kelly Reilly, who happens to be one of the stars of his upcoming drama “Sherlock Holmes.”

Given all the reports of Madge being a bitch by taunting Ritchie telling him she should have married someone stronger, more intelligent and ambitious. According to Us, the singer would even physically abuse Ritchie by slapping him or poking him – I say good for Richie.

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If you’ve ever been on television, even if it’s only been as a Miss Teen something-or-rather it’s highly recommended that:

1. You never consider a dine-and-dash.

2. You never carry a bag of pot with you.

3. You never go out to eat when you’re drunk or stoned, even with friends.

4. You and your friends should never leave a purse behind when you’ve just dined and dashed.

and

5. You certainly don’t go back to get the purse that has the pot in it!

Although, if Lindsay Evans or her friend, had money in her purse, is it still considered a dine-and-dash?

source: NY Post