Britney Spears Officially Single But Still a Tramp

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are officially divorced! Their petition was finalized in court yesterday. According to the terms of the divorce, K-Fed will get $15,000 a month from Britney for child support and an additional $20,000 a month in spousal support (which is based on the prenup and will end in November). Britney and Kevin agreed to keep the custody of the children 50/50, although either can go back and ask the judge to change the terms.

Can you even imagine the life those poor kids will have? Let’s just hope they get a nanny that will be doing the majority of the child rearing and let’s hope it’s a nanny that gives a damn.

Seriously, could you imagine taking this mom to parent/career day at school?

source: The Superficial photo source

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