Celebamour Weekend Gossip Roundup

The last of the single Hanson’s got hitched.

Amanda Peet marries her babies daddy.  Let’s hope baby has mama’s nose!

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker call it quits!

George Michael Arrested again!  Georgie must like it in the slammer!  It’s dangerous!

Scarlett Johansson crowned Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive!  Not sure I’d agree with that, but then again, I’m not attracted to women – so what do I know?

Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry?  Stranger things have happened! I’m still betting that Aniston and Pitt will reunite before it’s all over.  Anyone else with me on that one?

Paris Hilton is racist!  Does this really surprise anyone?  Really?

Anna Nicole Smith “wed” lawyer love Howard K. Stern in a not so legally binding, spiritual ceremony.  WHUT? Oh BrUther!  Just when I was starting to feel for the woman!

Nick Carter lost his virginity to Debra Lafave, the Florida schoolteacher who shocked America by having sex with a 13-year-old pupil.  Nick claims to have broken up with Lafave after she cheated on him with a girl!  Ummm doesn’t that say a LOT for Nick?

GAWD My life seems so ba-OR-ing!