Love is in the air – along with a bit of stinch

I’ve just returned from a much needed long weekend break where I refused to watch the news, answer cell phones and touch a computer.  Albeit, when I returned, the first thing I did was rush to the computer to see who was hooking up, who got married, who might have been born and who was trashing who in the media.  Sure enough, I found exactly what I was looking for…

Lindsay Lohan has a hot new man — restaurateur and Hard Rock Hotel and Casino heir Harry Morton.  Apparently the two were spied in Malibu, California just days after she celebrated her 20th birthday.  I’m hoping to score a photo of this supposed hot hunk soon.

Funnyman Eddie Murphy has decided to scare up a bit of spice in his own love life and has been confirmed as cultivating a love life with former Spice Girl Melanie Brown, aka Scary Spice.

Britney Spears’ husband Kevin Federline is reportedly in talks with his wife’s label Jive Records.  The former dancer has aspirations of becoming a rapper and has failed to land a record contract as of yet – but there’s still hope and KFed will be clinging onto the skirt strings of his wife at least one more time in attempt to score a deal.  I suppose someone taught him well but seriously, how many times do you try and try again before you should admit you just can’t bring it!  KFed should hang it up and be a husband and dad!  As much as we all hate to admit it, there does come a time to just grow up!

Lastly, what’s the deal with Suri Cruise’s birth certificate?  Was daddy even in the country in the few weeks following the little princes’ birth?  It would appear not when “a friend” is signed on the birth certificate rather then daddy Tom Cruise himself.  I’m sure we’ll be hearing lots more about this!  Is there something else about Scientology we don’t know?  Kind of makes one wonder.